Gender Equality

I'm octopusy with him because he's octopusy with me. It's equal rights and equal opportunities, even though admittedly I can extend my octopus tentacles more than he can, without being textbook inappropriate. So let's say it's positive discrimination, or affirmative action, depending on whether you're British or American. (Even though to be so octopusy you'd have to have some Italian in you, most likely).