Who hasn't needed to get over someone and move on? Well, as the Queen of Obsession, let me give you some useful tips which have proven to be highly effective:
- Become good friends with his best friends (particularly if they are more gossipy than any girl);
- Get an Icelandic volcano to blow ash all over Europe and block air traffic, so that by a most random turn of things that wouldn't have worked if you'd planned it, you need to contact him to help your stranded friends around the globe to get back to London;
- Go on pilgrimage to his country of origin and there hook up with someone whose name you never knew;
- Facebook stalk him and get annoyed that a) he has no activity and b) only girls post on his wall;
- Have no communication with him but create a very elaborate fantasy in your mind;
- Get everyone you know who knows him to tell you how great he is and how much they would have liked you together;
- Read all the news about the part of the world where he is. If he is from country A but ethnically from country B, you met him in country C and he is now working in country D, as an added bonus you get a great knowledge of current affairs;
- Stalk with every other method available and get a panic attack at the prospect of actually having another 10 minute encounter in this life.
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