The Alphabet

This is my proposed new method to teach children their ABCs, I just need to come up with a catchy tune now! 

With the generous intellectual and empirical contribution of Mina, here's a new genre of list that we produced when we realised that the first letter of the names of each of the wonderful men we were fortunate enough to come across says something about who they are!

A is for Assistance Acquiring Advance Auto-destructive Abilities 

B is for Boredom Brought Ball-less Bastard

C is for Cheeky Cheating Chicken 

D is for Distraction (x3)
E is for Emotionally Exhausting 

F is for Friendly Fucker 

G
H is for Happened to just fall (off the flat face of the Earth)

I is for Intellectually Inept 

J is for Jackass

K is for Kid syndrome 

L is for Loneliness syndrome 

M is for Macho syndrome

N is for Not going anywhere

O is for Obsession 

P is for Potentially..not
Q
R
S is for Socially Strict

T
U
V W is for Wait, Whaaaat?!
X
YZ is for Zero expectations

Clearly we have some way to go to complete the list!