I was talking to a friend the other day and she came up with THE solution for the future: You can add applications to men like you add them to your iPhone! You pick the ones you like, if you have an 80+ point list like me it's easy: just find an App for each item on your list. The monogamy application would be expensive, while the dorky and not-too-good-looking one would be cheap (because women are not always wise!).
And then you can go and rate men online, like you rate restaurants, so future users can go and check. This is really useful! I could have gone and checked ratings for The Emailer and would have found: "Borderline autistic, Italy-obessessed, lacking basic social skills, totally lacking foreign language skills". I would have thought: must have been his ex in jealous rage writing such nonsense! And pursued my cause anyway, but Italian saying goes: a warned man (woman) is half saved. Admittedly it's likely the ratings wouldn't overall be very good, since they would mostly come from exes, but again, a warned woman is half saved.
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