The cynical post

Someone please enlighten me on what a modern day princess is supposed to do. The modern day princess is entirely prince-less, because she's too cool (which is another way of saying that the modern day princes are too uncool). 

So the modern day princess has two very appealing options: 

1) to wait for the olden day prince to appear on his white horse, and in the process grow old;

2) to make do with uncool modern day princes, and in the process lose hope.

If she picks option 1 she will obtain the honorary title of tease, while if she picks option 2, she will be called easy. Personally, I find both titles so flattering I really can't make up my mind as to which one I prefer.

But the good news is that she doesn't really need to make up her mind, as both options have the same outcome: a systematic and exponential increase in the princess' cynicism.