Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Facebook and the art of seduction - Chapter 2

A few more tips I've picked up along the way thanks to extensive research among a representative sample of the population of London:

- Interest in people with names like Joe Brown is not advisable, as you are likely to add and contact 7 or 8 people by mistake, before finding your guy. Pick a guy with a weird Eastern European name: you will have no clue how to pronounce his last name, but at least when you search him you will find him.
- The fact that you've exchanged about 30 messages in 3 days probably should make you happy, rather than prompt you to contact him via chat informing him that "messages are fine but that was getting a bit out of control".
- Every girl in a picture with him is probably not his ex. She's probably also not his current girlfriend.
- If he is all over every girl in every picture (and you have real life evidence that he is all over every girl in every instance) - drop it. 
- It is not advisable to go through all of his pictures searching for indications that he is gay.
- It is definitely not advisable to go through all of his pictures assessing his sisters' and parents' physical fitness and determine the outcome of your possible relationship based on that.

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