Ideas wanted

If anyone has any innovative ideas, please let me know asap. To date what I have tried* includes, but is not limited to, the following:

- Speaking to the guy in question

- Not speaking to the guy in question

- Calling/texting

- Not calling/not texting

- Emailing/Facebook messaging

- Not emailing/Not Facebook messaging

- Stalking online

- Not stalking online

- Asking the guy out

- Not asking the guy out

- Trying to get the guy to ask me out

- Blushing

- Not blushing

- Being uninterested

- Being mildly interested

- Being somewhat interested

- Being interested

- Being very interested

- Being obsessed

- Being in love

- Being nice

- Being a bitch

- Being a friend

- Not having sex

- Having sex

- Knowing the guy well

- Knowing the guy a bit

- Not knowing the guy's name

- Knowing the guy's name

- Not knowing the guy's face

 And because you shouldn't limit yourself to a type, what I have tried includes but is by no means limited to:

- Coworker

- Classmate

- Friend of friend

- Friend of brother

- Person met randomly

- Expat aid worker

- Indigenous person in aid work land

- Italian

- Italy obsessed

- Uninterested in Italy

- Unable to locate Italy on a map

- Illiterate

- Literate

- With a master's degree

- Private sector worker

- Public sector worker

- Development worker

- White, black, Asian, Latino

- Rich, poor, no notion of his income

- Monolingual, bilingual, multilingual

- The full range from turn-around-in-the-street hot to turn-around-in-the-street ugly

The list goes on but quite frankly it's not improving my mood! :)