So he's been hitting on you, flirting with you, paying for everything for you from dinners to taxis to drinks, making indecent proposals when drunk (and occasionally when sober), texting you at every hour of the day and night, calling you withing 20 seconds of every time you text him, occasionally saying and doing things that are so nice they leave you speechless - for ONE YEAR?
And did everyone around you think he was really into you?
And did you in your deluded state also entertain that idea after he told you he wanted to spend the evening alone with you, and then when standing outside your door said he would like to kiss you?
Well, my friend, you are obviously from a different planet. On planet Earth all the above mentioned behaviors means he would like to offer you the privilege and honor of being his friend with benefits. And that's really a though one to turn down! (Don't know how I managed!)
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