Ladies and Gentlemen, THE faller-off the face of the Earth, the founder of the movement, leader of the trend, mover of the crowds, mind behind it all, the first one who ever fell… climbed back on (thanks to Facebook, of course) and EXPLAINED the reasons behind his fall to my friend.
And the reason was… he thought she was too good for him [and therefore he went and dated a blonde sorority girl]. They say women don’t think logically and my very feminine lack of logic leaves me incapable of comprehending the logic behind this. Now (five years on) he felt the need to tell her she’s the best thing he’s ever seen. I completely agree, she’s the best thing I’ve ever seen – maybe I should have been avoiding and ignoring her too.
Thanks for showing us the light, we are forever grateful!
And the reason was… he thought she was too good for him [and therefore he went and dated a blonde sorority girl]. They say women don’t think logically and my very feminine lack of logic leaves me incapable of comprehending the logic behind this. Now (five years on) he felt the need to tell her she’s the best thing he’s ever seen. I completely agree, she’s the best thing I’ve ever seen – maybe I should have been avoiding and ignoring her too. I find this massively flattering: it clearly means that every single guy who ever fell off the face of the Earth in my life thought I was way too good for him. Thanks for the ego-boost guys, but please stop feeding my ego the way you have been or I won’t be able to fit in this room!
The "you're too good for me" is one of the most classical and probably the oldest male excuses for disappearing or dating somebody else. Often one is taken aback but it would be nice to be quick enough and answer "yes, you're right, and you're too bad for me"
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Actually I think there is a reason behind it: men are really scared of women and need to have somebody they feel inferior and dependent in order to keep their self-confidence. Only very clever and assertive men don't fear a peer relationship. Rare species.
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