Yo-yo

Fuck it, I'm tired.
And this yo-yo is making me nauseous.
To the point that somewhere between the yo-yo rolling and unrolling and re-rolling and re-unrolling, I lost my ability to appreciate the irony of it.
So dull of me to not see the humor in everyone falling off the face of the Earth in the exact same way.
I can't believe I don't find funny to expect lack of responsiveness  and to not be surprised when the guy falls off the flat face of the Earth.
Fuck it, I'm tired.