London my true Love

The last 4 weeks brought me to 4 different countries and the conclusions are:

- Take me back to London
- Give me a man who can't easily answer the question 'where are you from?'
- Take me back to London

Yo-yo

Fuck it, I'm tired.
And this yo-yo is making me nauseous.
To the point that somewhere between the yo-yo rolling and unrolling and re-rolling and re-unrolling, I lost my ability to appreciate the irony of it.
So dull of me to not see the humor in everyone falling off the face of the Earth in the exact same way.
I can't believe I don't find funny to expect lack of responsiveness  and to not be surprised when the guy falls off the flat face of the Earth.
Fuck it, I'm tired.

Equilibrium

- "Save your number in my phone" *with expansive hand gesture knocking over a glass of white wine* "..oh, this [destroying everything I touch] is totally standard for me!"

- *Chatting with friends.. I'm falling back while standing.. he helps me up "..I always fall, like I fall on escalators and when walking down the street"

- After buying myself and The guy a drink *fall on the floor spilling red wine all over the floor* then dancing: "See the floor is really slippery, of course I fell!"